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Welshy

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #90 on: June 21, 2021, 05:09:49 AM »

Visual Joke for a change

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #91 on: June 21, 2021, 06:42:49 AM »

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #92 on: June 22, 2021, 07:34:24 AM »

A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That's a real talent you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl…"
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #93 on: June 23, 2021, 06:20:02 AM »


Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."


Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."


St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne and introduced him to God.


Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of women?"


God said, "Ah, yes."


"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention."


   1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions.
   2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
   3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
   4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
and finally,
   5. Maintenance costs are outrageous.


"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."


God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.  The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.


"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #94 on: June 26, 2021, 08:05:05 AM »

These are golden! Keep them coming!
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #95 on: August 26, 2021, 12:53:32 AM »

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #96 on: August 26, 2021, 01:17:42 AM »

Quote from: Angi on August 26, 2021, 12:53:32 AM
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Yes indeed
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« Reply #97 on: August 26, 2021, 03:23:33 AM »

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