Joke of the Week MK.II

[froob]

Paz has died and I refuse to let his joke of the x stuff die off

So, I am officially making "Joke of the Fucking Week" for all of those die hard Paz fans in this community. The jokes will be dad/uncle quality, but won't be from "101 Wacky Jokes for Kids"


*ahem* starting this week off with this excellent joke

I hate jokes about German Sausages.
They're the Wurst

*cue laughing* *applause*

Stay tuned for the next "Joke of the Fucking Week" with your Host, SourceFroob.

[DomiAvenger]

Totally had that book lol.

[SpamDaddy!]

'Splains alot.

[DomiAvenger]

@spam youdick

[SpamDaddy!]

Why don't blind people sky dive?
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Because the dogs can't pull the parachute cord!

@Domi:
No. U!

[Butterbean]

lol

[froob]

Happy Monday.

Welcome back to the best show ever, Joke of The Week (Fuck edition)

Today's joke was brought to you by Kraft, we make cheese products, but not pizza for some reason.

Not funny? I'm sorry.

Time for the main event. I will be featuring 2 FRESH jokes!

What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta!

Pretty good, huh?

Next, we have a good one that I find totally relevant to todays political environment in the South American continent.

drumroll

What does an annoying pepper do?

It gets jalapeño face!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI

Finally, I decided to throw in a bonus to the greatest American heroes I could ever ask for.

[DomiAvenger]

Dad Jokes! You laugh you lose! Right froob? 

[SpamDaddy!]

Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?

A: Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Q: Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?

A: Wookieleaks

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Find the funniest joke ever with these 25 corny jokes.

Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

A: To get to the Dark Side.

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Q: Why is Yoda such a good gardener?

A: Because he has a green thumb.

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Q: Why can't you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?

A: Because he's always a little short.

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Q: How do you get down from a bantha?

A: You don't. You get down from a goose.

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Q: What did the specter of Obi Wan Kenobi say to the bartender?

A: "Give me a beer and a mop."

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Jabba the Hut is fat.

How fat is he?

So fat, Obi Wan took a closer look and said, "that's no moon."



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TRISTAN AHTONE/FRONTERAS
Episode II: Bar Wars



The Star Wars text crawl walks into a bar.

"Get outta my pub!" the bartender yells. "We don't serve your type here."

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Luke walks into the Mos Eisley cantina, cradling a slab of dirt in his arms.

"What'll it be?" asks the barman.

"A pint for me, and one for the road."

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The Death Star's shield generator walks into a bar. The bartender scowls and says, "Alright pal, I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

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An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a whisky and ...... soda."

The bartender says, "Sure thing—but why the little pause?"

"Dunno," says the Ewok. "I've had them all my life."

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A clone trooper walks into a pub and asks the barman, "Hey, have you seen my brother?"

"I dunno," says the barman, "What does he look like?"

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And FINALLY for the pièce de résistance
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Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, "Use the forks, Luke."

HAPPY MAY 4th!

[froob]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our program. This is Mr. New Vegas, and each and every one of you is wonderful in your own special way.
Whoops, better put on my newsman fedora, here.

The NCR flag has been hoisted over former Legion outpost Nelson after heavy fighting. NCR officials are calling this a big win for troop morale.

Mojave, mo problems, am I right?

Anyways, time for this edition of Joke of The Week MK. II

this one is fresh off the bricks my friends.

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the no-bell prize.
laughtrack.wav

Next up is one of my favorites.
Why can't you have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g4bFbHT7ek

hope you enjoyed this weeks joke god bless

[froob]

Hey brotendos and muchachos!

Totally forgot I started this little Joke of the week revival, so, after 2 months, I have returned with some beautiful jokes that'll warm your heart up so much, it will feel like satan is spit roasting you with his 10 foot long fiery penis.

HERE WE GO!

You know those times where you greet someone you haven't seen in a few weeks, and you go and get a quick trim beforehand? If this happens often, I really like this joke.

When your friend asks you "Did you get a haircut?" simply reply

"No, I got them all cut."

HA HA HA HA HA HA


Moving on, I'd just like to say I love italians. Because they make the best bread. (laughing intensifies)

Okay, here we go

"What do you call a poor, sketchy italian neighbourhood?"

"A Spaghetto."
this is not a joke, this is a plea for help. please kill me.


Finally, a food joke.

"Argh, I knew I shouldn't have eaten that seafood!, I FEEL EEL"!

Haha, see you next time folks
Why does everyone say folks on the msm? Like "We need to get the folks together!" it sound so fake.

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[froob]

Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?

A: Adobe Wan Kenobi

I really like that one. Reminds me of this bit from Thumb Wars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c72DtIs4M74

[froob]

WOW

Time for a new set of jokes for JOKE OF THE WEEK

This edition: Dark humour

Joke one

Why are priests called father?

Because it would be too suspicious to call them Daddy

r o f l

Joke TWO, sex offender edition

Women are like blackjack.

I'm trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.

Finally, Joke 3

What do women have on an empty stomach?

A miscarriage.

Have a wonderful sunday, and a wonderful week everyone!

[DomiAvenger]

Froob your so handsome 

[froob]

 

Froob your so handsome