JOTW!!!

[Paz]

It's been a minute since my last JOTW!!! SO now I bring you a few puns.  Enjoy!




1. Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.

2. How did I escape Iraq? Iran.

3. I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

4.  I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days.

5.  I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..

6.  Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball.

7.  I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

8.  How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.

9.  My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn't concentrate.

10.  If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?

[Guts]

Pretty good paz 

[[EVIL]CocoPuff]

wowow 

[ShouldBeNew_]

Except that some jokes aren't that funny and a few are quite serious.

[Browny]

Except that some jokes aren't that funny and a few are quite serious.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_comedy