Paz's joke O the week, 7 & 8!!!

[Paz]

So I missed last week so I gotta give you two today!!!

#7

Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?


A: "Put it on my bill."

LOL!!!!!

#8

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

LOL a double dose today!!!! Enjoy it!!!!

[Gian17]

 

[Gian17]

- Honey, give me the baby.
- Wait for the cry.
- A cry ?. Why?
-Because I can not find it !!!!!!!
LOL!

[Bonaparte]

Yah I'm not in the clan and I know this is the clan lounge, but... I just told the bartenders Paz's jokes and they thought it was funny.