Paz's joke o the week!! (4)

[Paz]

I started a band and called it 999 Megabytes.......

wait....

its coming...

scroll down!!!!



































































because we haven't gotten a gig yet!!

HAHA!!!!!!! GO AHEAD AND LOL!!!! hehehe!

[Master]

It probably has something to do with your jokes paz!

[Paz]

lol!!!!

[Saleen219]

I went to the supermarket today , and I was there for literally 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Dick headed cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!

So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the windshield... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care.





















My car was parked around the corner.

[Paz]

lol

[Gimpy]

Why did the chicken cross the road???
















Why don't you mind your own fucking business and leave the chicken alone?

[SpamDaddy!]

There are two muffins in an oven.

One muffin turns to the other muffin and says, "Boy, it's hot in here."

The other muffin says, "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN."

[Kerrybiantulip]

Come on, Spam! We all know muffins don't talk.

[Saleen219]

i find it hard to believe he knows anything about how to use an oven

[ShouldBeNew_]

RED player 1: Yo.
RED player 2: Hello.
RED player 1: Scout is such a bad class.
RED player 2: No it's a very good class! It even goes faster than the speed of light!
RED player 1: Look out a grenade!
RED player 2: That was our grenade you idiot.
*RED player 1 gets blasted into a hole and dies because of a damn grenade*
RED player 3: Sorry!
RED player 3 gets permament banned. REASON: Pushing player into hole.
RED player 2: That was our grenade!
RED player 1: Yes it's very ours, it killed me.
RED player 2:
RED player 2 gets permament banned. REASON: Smilling.
*RED player 1 checks scoreboard*
*sees 16 BLUE players and 1 RED player when meanwhile blue team is winning with 5000 points*
RED player 1: bs.
RED player 1 has permament banned himself. REASON: Fuck this team.

[Saleen219]

I've banned myself before 

[Kerrybiantulip]

RED player 1: Yo.
RED player 2: Hello.
RED player 1: Scout is such a bad class.
RED player 2: No it's a very good class! It even goes faster than the speed of light!
RED player 1: Look out a grenade!
RED player 2: That was our grenade you idiot.
*RED player 1 gets blasted into a hole and dies because of a damn grenade*
RED player 3: Sorry!
RED player 3 gets permament banned. REASON: Pushing player into hole.
RED player 2: That was our grenade!
RED player 1: Yes it's very ours, it killed me.
RED player 2:
RED player 2 gets permament banned. REASON: Smilling.
*RED player 1 checks scoreboard*
*sees 16 BLUE players and 1 RED player when meanwhile blue team is winning with 5000 points*
RED player 1: bs.
RED player 1 has permament banned himself. REASON: Fuck this team.

Was that a joke?

[ShouldBeNew_]

RED player 1: Yo.
RED player 2: Hello.
RED player 1: Scout is such a bad class.
RED player 2: No it's a very good class! It even goes faster than the speed of light!
RED player 1: Look out a grenade!
RED player 2: That was our grenade you idiot.
*RED player 1 gets blasted into a hole and dies because of a damn grenade*
RED player 3: Sorry!
RED player 3 gets permament banned. REASON: Pushing player into hole.
RED player 2: That was our grenade!
RED player 1: Yes it's very ours, it killed me.
RED player 2:
RED player 2 gets permament banned. REASON: Smilling.
*RED player 1 checks scoreboard*
*sees 16 BLUE players and 1 RED player when meanwhile blue team is winning with 5000 points*
RED player 1: bs.
RED player 1 has permament banned himself. REASON: Fuck this team.

Was that a joke?

Meh not really.  not sure what i was thinking before.

[SpamDaddy!]

Come on, Spam! We all know muffins don't talk.

I just saw this and I rofled...

@ Saleen: I got married so I wouldn't have to learn! ZING!
:::hides from wife:::