funny ban appeal

[froob]

I was just browsing around on the internet and I found this ban appeal, i'll type it out.

this is for runescape, yes I play runescape. don't judge.

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some black guy busted in my house and held a gun up to my head forcing me to bot. Not wanting to get a cap busted into my ass, i decided to meet his demands and started autoing. He put the gun down for a second, so i decided to try to beat the sh*t out of him, but he just HADOKEN'd me and blasted me into the wall. Then he threw out his charizard to try and finish the job, but if you've ever seen the old Pokemon series, you'd know that Charizard never fucking listens(This guy was black like I said, so I'm guessing he could never afford a TV and that's why he didn't know). Charizard turned around and drop-kicked the black man and killed him, then flew out of my window. I cleaned up the body and fed it to my pet giraffe, and after the whole ordeal was finished I went to check on my account only to find that it was banned. Please unban me.
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lol

[Gimpy]

I had to read that twice for it to make sense.

At first, I thought this scenario was happening IN GAME, and was really fucking confused.

I'm not less confused, but I understand the story now.

[Paz]

LOL! I used to play runescape my self.