Paz's joke o the week!! 5!!!

[Paz]

Which is faster???   Hot or cold???















Hot!! Cause you can catch a cold!!!! LOL!!!!!

[Swede]

The farmer came home to the farm. With him was a young rooster he had bought. He let out the new young rooster in the yard by the henhouse. He thought it was time for the old rooster to be replaced.
Out of the hen house came the old rooster and walked up to the young rooster.

Old rooster asked: What do you want?
Young rooster replied: I´m here to take over your henhouse.
Old rooster: I´m not giving it up that easily, you have to beat me in a challenge.
Young rooster: What kind of challenge?
Old rooster: We run 3 laps around the henhouse, the one who wins will have the henhouse.
After a short time of thinking the young rooster said ok.
Old rooster: since I´m so old, I want to start ahead of you. He suggested a quarter of a lap.
The young rooster thought, he so old that I will beat him easily so he said ok again.

They lined up, the old rooster a quarter of a lap ahead of the young rooster.
The young rooster counted down and off they went running in full speed. The old rooster held the distance during the first lap. During the second lap the young rooster started to catch up with the old rooster and closing in fast. When the young rooster was to overtake the old rooster there suddenly was huge bang. The young rooster disappeared in a cloud of smoke and feathers. After the cloud settled you could see the farmer standing there with his smoking shotgun. The young rooster was blown to pieces.

The farmer said: Damn! That's the third homosexual rooster I bought this month.

The old rooster looked at the farmer and walked slowly back into his henhouse with a smile.

[SpamDaddy!]

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?


Because the "P" is silent!

[Paz]

LOL you guys are wild!!!!   

[Master]

LOL you guys are wild!!!!   

Yes, but you are the wildest out of all of us!

[SpamDaddy!]

LOL you guys are wild!!!!   

Yes, but you are the wildest out of all of us!

I dunno Master, you get pretty wild sometimes...i will always remember that grass skirt and the jello shots!

[Paz]

Paz < -------- Wild

Master <------- Wilder

?? < ----------- Wildest?

[TinMan]

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the
85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.
"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."