Joke of the Week #3, by Paz!

[Paz]

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

[Saleen219]

how many tickles does it take to make a squid laff



Ten-tickles

badda bing!

[Paz]

lol!

[SpamDaddy!]

Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

w a it  f o r  I   t ..... .... .... ... ..  .    .     .
.
.
.
.
..
.

.
.
.
.
A: Because then it would be a foot!

[Kerrybiantulip]

sigh...

Good ones, good ones.

  A priest was out golfing one day with his caddy. He tries to put and misses, and says "Damn, I missed." 
  His caddy says "Father, you should not curse. God disapproves."
  The priest tries again to put, misses and says "God DAMNIT. I missed."
  His caddy again warns, "Father, you really shouldn't take the lord's name in vain...he may strike you down."
  A third time the priest tries to put, misses, and says "Damn...I missed."
  A bolt of lighting comes down from the sky, strikes the caddy dead, and a booming voice from the clouds rings out "Damn..I missed."

[Saleen219]

hehhehe good one

[SpamDaddy!]

lol wow...you'd think he'd be a lil more accurate! (God I mean)

[Paz]

lol spamdaddy! 

LOL Juliet!

[ShouldBeNew_]

The driver comes near the police, the police asks him where is his driving license?
The driver tells the police that they took the driving license from him yesterday.
The police looked confused, they were drunk the last night so they had no idea and thought he was joking. They let him go as they were half drunk.
After he passes the police car, a few minutes later, a bunch police cars chase him and arrest him for not having a driving license.
Then in custody he says "I had a driving license but the cops were drunk and took it away from and then burned it." but the fat cops and black cops didn't believe him and so they still sent him to prison without even asking him.
After 10 years of jail, he's released and reallizes that his family went from USA to somewhere a few years ago and also reallized that they will never come back.
He screams "Nooooooooooooooo!".
Then he went back to the police department, punched a bunch of cops and went back to jail for another 30 years.

Was lame right? 

[Paz]

lol shouldbenew! ha!