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Paz's Joke O The Week!! #10

Started by Paz, June 19, 2015, 11:03:10 AM

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Paz

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"

You CANNOT stop me, you can only hope to CONTAIN me!

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Paz

ty ty i try i try!  :D

LOL Saleen!
You CANNOT stop me, you can only hope to CONTAIN me!