Ok, many have asked, requested, and even offered to pay me for my JOTW, so I give it to you once again!!! :)
Blonde Jokes
1. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all die. In order to get into heaven though, they must go up 100 steps, each containing a joke. The trick is that they must not laugh.
The brunette goes first and laughs at the first step and is sent to hell. The redhead goes next and makes it to the seventh step before she laughs.
Finally, it's the blondes turn. She gets all the way to the 99th step before she laughs. God asks her, "You were so close, why did you laugh?" and she responds, "I just got the first joke!"
2. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
3. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
The third one one is a 10/10
gj.wav :laugh:
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Here's to hoping you can put the W back in JOTW paz ;)
Haha!!! You got it! 8)