I bring you some Puns!!!! Enjoy!!!
1. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
2. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
4. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
5. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
6. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
7. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
8. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
9. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy!
10. When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.
nice ones!... BTW... #8 = true story