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Title: I might choke on this.
Post by: Juliet on July 07, 2015, 04:37:06 PM

You know how people sometimes say that if you haven't had sex in a while you start to see things that look like penises or vaginas in random places?

This is a little ridiculous. This was in my bag of baby carrots.

Something is trying to tell me I need to get laid. :(

Title: Re: I might choke on this.
Post by: Gimpy on July 07, 2015, 05:10:37 PM

Dibs.

Title: Re: I might choke on this.
Post by: klumy on July 07, 2015, 05:40:08 PM

Quote from: Juliet on July 07, 2015, 04:37:06 PM
Something is trying to tell me I need to get laid. :(

just say bucknasty 3 times and your dreams will come true, dude is like beetlejuice.

Title: Re: I might choke on this.
Post by: Rand on July 07, 2015, 05:58:53 PM

From experience? :nerdyembarassed:

Title: Re: I might choke on this.
Post by: lil-bastard on July 07, 2015, 08:24:18 PM

:gum:

Title: Re: I might choke on this.
Post by: klumy on July 07, 2015, 10:50:01 PM

Quote from: Rand on July 07, 2015, 05:58:53 PM
From experience? :nerdyembarassed:

no.. i've just.. heard things..

:-X

Title: Re: I might choke on this.
Post by: SpamDaddy! on July 09, 2015, 10:48:45 AM

Saleen wanted me to ask why you would choke? He says that's "barely a mouthful". :cantlook:

Title: Re: I might choke on this.
Post by: Juliet on July 09, 2015, 06:45:24 PM

Quote from: SpamDaddy! on July 09, 2015, 10:48:45 AM
Saleen wanted me to ask why you would choke? He says that's "barely a mouthful". :cantlook:

Where the hell is Saleen anyway? lol

Title: Re: I might choke on this.
Post by: SpamDaddy! on July 10, 2015, 02:40:17 PM

He messaged me Jules, he has been sucked in by a game you play on your phone! God of War I believe...its..its horrible....he left us!!! FOR A PHONE!
:'(

Title: Re: I might choke on this.
Post by: iRespect on October 28, 2015, 09:26:13 AM

Choke on a piece of shit. Choke on me 8)

Title: Re: I might choke on this.
Post by: J0llyR0ger on October 30, 2015, 08:28:57 PM

a mini butt plug.

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