So I missed last week so I gotta give you two today!!!
#7
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."
LOL!!!!!
#8
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
LOL a double dose today!!!! Enjoy it!!!!
:)
- Honey, give me the baby.
- Wait for the cry.
- A cry ?. Why?
-Because I can not find it !!!!!!!
LOL!
Yah I'm not in the clan and I know this is the clan lounge, but... I just told the bartenders Paz's jokes and they thought it was funny.