Saleen said....

[SpamDaddy!]

...we could trade in our !blood for chicken sandwiches and m&m's....how do I get the !blood out of my PC so I can trade it in?   

[Master]

Maybe the red cross can help you with this matter? 

[Rand]

Maybe the red cross can help you with this matter? 

Now that was humorous!   

[Saleen219]

hehe

[SpamDaddy!]

Maybe the red cross can help you with this matter? 

Ok, I get bored at work. Having said that I decided to call the local Red Cross and ask if there was a way to donate blood over the internet. Apparently there is....

Me: Hi, who do I talk to about donating blood?
RC: Umm..I can help you, are you looking for a location?
Me: i wanted to donate over the internet.
RC: How you s'posed tuh do dat?
Me: Do what?
RC: Give blood over the internet...?
Me: That is what I was asking you...
::::pause and a question to coworker::::
RC: My boss said you go to Red Cross website and tell dem you want to give blood.
Me: What is that website?
RC: Idunno..:::pause::: dubbeeyuh-dubbeeyuh-dubbeyuh-dot-redcrossblood-dot-org
Me: What do I do once I get to that website?
:::I must have hit a nerve:::
RC: Dude, f'real, I don't know nuthin' bout it. They jess take da blood. I'm out.
:::click:::

[Swede]

The best one yet !!!!   

[Saleen219]

First off i wouldnt beleive a word Saleen says cus he's a known bullshitter

[SpamDaddy!]

Swede, remind me to tell you about the timeI gave the poor guy from India a hard time. he was calling to see if I was enjoying my new dell XPS. I wasn't.  The call ended with 'We are having to record deez calls, serr. I fell as though you are making to me a hard time. I do not feel it is fair as I am not American but am just doing my job. Please take it easy with me for the rest of my call?"