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Started by Juliet, July 07, 2015, 04:37:06 PM

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Juliet

July 07, 2015, 04:37:06 PM
You know how people sometimes say that if you haven't had sex in a while you start to see things that look like penises or vaginas in random places? 

This is a little ridiculous.  This was in my bag of baby carrots.

Something is trying to tell me I need to get laid. :(

Gimpy

#1
July 07, 2015, 05:10:37 PM
Dibs.

klumy

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July 07, 2015, 05:40:08 PM
Quote from: Juliet on July 07, 2015, 04:37:06 PM
Something is trying to tell me I need to get laid. :(

just say bucknasty 3 times and your dreams will come true, dude is like beetlejuice.

Rand

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July 07, 2015, 05:58:53 PM
From experience?    :nerdyembarassed:

klumy

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July 07, 2015, 10:50:01 PM
Quote from: Rand on July 07, 2015, 05:58:53 PM
From experience?    :nerdyembarassed:

no.. i've just.. heard things..

:-X

SpamDaddy!

#6
July 09, 2015, 10:48:45 AM
Saleen wanted me to ask why you would choke? He says that's "barely a mouthful".  :cantlook:

Juliet

#7
July 09, 2015, 06:45:24 PM
Quote from: SpamDaddy! on July 09, 2015, 10:48:45 AM
Saleen wanted me to ask why you would choke? He says that's "barely a mouthful".  :cantlook:

Where the hell is Saleen anyway?  lol

SpamDaddy!

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July 10, 2015, 02:40:17 PM
He messaged me Jules, he has been sucked in by a game you play on your phone! God of War I believe...its..its horrible....he left us!!! FOR A PHONE!
:'(

iRespect

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October 28, 2015, 09:26:13 AM
Choke on a piece of shit. Choke on me  8)
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