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Title: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: ShouldBeNew_ on August 23, 2014, 03:12:34 PM
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Okay so here we play WW3. We send messages to other countries, send rockets, send nukes but DON'T CHEAT! Do everything slowly and don't just randomly start "OMGITSRUSSIAWITHBIGROCKET HAHAHA USA NUKES IT BOOM!!!" and say what you are doing.

How to apply to the game:
COUNTRY:
PRESIDENT:
SIDE (Ally/Axis/On Its Own):
WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO NOW:

Example for me:
COUNTRY: North Korea
PRESIDENT: Kim Jong Un
SIDE: Axis
WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO NOW: Making 5 rockets to be sent to New York. Planning on attacking South Korea and America.

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Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: ShouldBeNew_ on August 23, 2014, 03:13:46 PM
Oh and because i can't modify the thread, if you don't understand i am trying to say that you have to say what you are doing in your country.
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: deadly on August 24, 2014, 04:24:07 AM
going to work cause I don't live in New York
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: ShouldBeNew_ on August 24, 2014, 05:15:33 AM
Quote from: deadly on August 24, 2014, 04:24:07 AM
going to work cause I don't live in New York
wut
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: Cookie on August 24, 2014, 07:10:26 AM
COUNTRY: Sweden
PRESIDENT: Thomas Lancaster DuBois
SIDE (Ally/Axis/On Its Own): Ally
WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO NOW: Kick my rival in the chest.
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Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: Elitesse on August 24, 2014, 08:06:02 AM
Country: THE ENTIRE MIDDLE EAST
President: Elite Elitesse
Side: On Its Own to kick everyone's ass!
What are you going to do now: Deploying Tactical Nukes in key locations of Europe and USA. Sending Terrorist Attacks to various largely populated urban zones in Europe and USA to distract them from an imminent nuclear attack.
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: ShouldBeNew_ on August 24, 2014, 01:41:02 PM
Haha nice try Sweden! I have sent 5 rockets to you instead and now some of your cities are burned. Watcha gonna do eh?
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: Elitesse on August 24, 2014, 01:54:53 PM
Country: THE ENTIRE MIDDLE EAST
President: Elite Elitesse
Side: On Its Own to kick everyone's ass!
What are you going to do now: All the countries of Middle East are shocked because of the loss of many innocent civilian lives during the Bombings of Sweden. Humanitarian Aid is sent with long convoys of trucks racing towards Sweden escorted by a large Armed Force. The President wants a truce between Sweden and North Korea because of the large number of civilian losses. "Killing civilians is an horrible thing and the entire world must be aware of this: we want to send more aid(s) to Sweden without North Korea's bomb falling on our heads."
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: ShouldBeNew_ on August 24, 2014, 03:13:18 PM
Give up Elite Elitesse! We are making 3 nukes to send on your country for sending AID to Sweden. Cookie you should be careful cause we are a super power and yet we have a lot of powerful weapons! America shall surrender!
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: Elitesse on August 24, 2014, 03:53:28 PM
Country: THE ENTIRE MIDDLE EAST
President: Elite Elitesse
Side: On Its Own to kick everyone's ass!
What are you going to do now: We are very angry about your actions, ShouldBeNew. In a way, only military targets must be striked. Killing civilians and burning down entire cities is an horrible, criminal act. We didn't open fire on your nation, we instead only wanted to give aid to the civilians in Sweden. We aborted the launch of your nukes while negotiating with the Launch Site commander. I propose a war against North Korea! Every free man must join us in this war against the True Evil. You can still prevent this. Another attack against us and you are dead meat.
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: Elitesse on August 24, 2014, 03:54:14 PM
Quote from: Elitesse on August 24, 2014, 03:53:28 PM
In a way, only military targets must be striked.
*In a war
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: Elitesse on August 24, 2014, 03:54:58 PM
Quote from: Elitesse on August 24, 2014, 03:54:14 PM
Quote from: Elitesse on August 24, 2014, 03:53:28 PM
In a way, only military targets must be striked.
*In a war
*Must be attacked
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: Cookie on August 24, 2014, 04:56:42 PM
Quote from: ShouldBeNew_ on August 24, 2014, 01:41:02 PM
Haha nice try Sweden! I have sent 5 rockets to you instead and now some of your cities are burned. Watcha gonna do eh?

I planted this little..... chemical concotion in the middle of your country..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0wEYtmmuFQ
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: deadly on August 24, 2014, 07:22:57 PM
I was being a smart ass and replying to this statement "WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO NOW: Making 5 rockets to be sent to New York"
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: ShouldBeNew_ on August 25, 2014, 03:07:53 AM
Quote from: deadly on August 24, 2014, 07:22:57 PM
I was being a smart ass and replying to this statement "WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO NOW: Making 5 rockets to be sent to New York"
Understood!
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: ShouldBeNew_ on August 25, 2014, 03:09:37 AM
Fair enough, Elitesse we won't nuke you! First nuke made, damn you Cookie i just sended it to Sweden now. Hope you are happy Cookie. Ha ha ha! Oh and it's the presidents fault that the civilian's are getting killed. Anyways i've heard my nuke worked and 1 million civilians died!
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: Elitesse on August 25, 2014, 06:31:47 AM
Country: THE ENTIRE MIDDLE EAST
President: Elite Elitesse
Side: On Its Own to kick everyone's ass!
What are you going to do now: Just sit back and watch. Diplomacy with people like you is impossible.
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: ShouldBeNew_ on August 25, 2014, 08:06:33 AM
Diplomacy? We can't have diplomacy with you! You are either allied or axis rather than that just stop trying to kick ass and join a side!
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: Elitesse on August 25, 2014, 08:12:51 AM
Country: THE ENTIRE MIDDLE EAST
President: Elite Elitesse
Side: On Its Own to kick everyone's ass!
What are you going to do now: I'll join your side only if you stop the massacre of civilians.
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: Swede on August 25, 2014, 10:55:49 AM
Peace, no more World Wars
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: Elitesse on August 25, 2014, 12:02:36 PM
Sorry but nope. Peace is a big waste of time. The only things that change the World are Revolutions and Wars. The Governments usually try to avoid this to save themselves, just because lack of Revolutions and Wars destroy them. Those people are the real EVIL, they don't want to change the World because they want POWER and a Revolution or a War will probably destroy the Government. But sooner or later a Revolution or a War comes and destroys it, changing the World and creating a new Government. What happened in France? What happened in Russia and other countries? Revolutions. World War Two changed our World, Cold Wars changed our World. Peace doesn't. And the World must be changed!
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: Kerrybiantulip on August 25, 2014, 01:59:53 PM
Sorry but nope.  Just because they DO change the world doesn't mean we should have to endure it.  Change is not always for the better, and wars and revolutions are often brought on by people who are essentially crazy. Hitler. Pol Pot. Mao Zedong, Hirohito, Hideki Tojo...  These people wanted to wipe out entire groups of people.  (So do I but I'm not about to do it, because I'm not crazy)

Revolutions often occur out of necessity to end suffering.  Wars often occur because societal beliefs clash. But it isn't always the case.  Hatred bred from the need for a scapegoat for suffering and recession have caused many wars.  Ethnocentrism more often than not is the cause. 

I'm with Swede.  Peace is best.  Live and let live until you choose to physically hurt other people on a large scale, then you're screwed.
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: Cookie on August 25, 2014, 02:07:01 PM
Quote from: ShouldBeNew_ on August 25, 2014, 03:09:37 AM
Fair enough, Elitesse we won't nuke you! First nuke made, damn you Cookie i just sended it to Sweden now. Hope you are happy Cookie. Ha ha ha! Oh and it's the presidents fault that the civilian's are getting killed. Anyways i've heard my nuke worked and 1 million civilians died!

That's it! I'm sending the MANLY-squad to your country!
(CONTEXT: The house is your country and the items in there are important buildings)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z7UnO66q9w
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: Elitesse on August 25, 2014, 04:07:43 PM
I appreciate it, Cookie! Juliet, I'm truly sorry, but that wall of text is huge, I just can't read it. My brain explodes, and I don't want an headache because, while running in an unknown location, I took a nasty fall and hurt my leg. One problem is already enough!
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: ShouldBeNew_ on August 25, 2014, 05:03:36 PM
Fuck you all i made 100 nukes. You are all owned! Listen n00bs it just blowed Sweden now so i hop- OH FUCKING
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ded not big suprise

A nuke that turned bigger and bigger and destroyed the whole world... now we fight with sticks and stones!
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: Elitesse on August 25, 2014, 06:05:37 PM
Fortunately, the entire population of Middle East and Sweden was evacuated on the Moon. We are alive and you are dead. Sorry. We won. It's time for a Victory Parade! Okay, lock the thread. We won.
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: ShouldBeNew_ on August 26, 2014, 04:59:55 AM
You didn't win cause i am on Mars!
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: xheon on August 28, 2014, 10:57:06 PM
Corniest game ever....   =/
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: ShouldBeNew_ on August 29, 2014, 03:20:05 AM
Quote from: xheon on August 28, 2014, 10:57:06 PM
Corniest game ever....   =/
ikr. Wait a fucking second? You survived the nuke? How is that possible?!?
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: Elitesse on August 29, 2014, 05:09:05 AM
Why are you still talking? The game is finished!
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: Kerrybiantulip on August 31, 2014, 02:53:44 AM
Quote from: Elitesse on August 25, 2014, 04:07:43 PM
Juliet, I'm truly sorry, but that wall of text is huge, I just can't read it.

lol.. This coming from someone who hasn't used a paragraph once and creates the most massive walls-of-text this site has ever seen.

I'm not surprised, honestly.
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: Kerrybiantulip on August 31, 2014, 02:56:48 AM
Quote from: Cookie on August 25, 2014, 02:07:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z7UnO66q9w

I approve of this.  ....but the author of that video has some serious issues.
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: Master on August 31, 2014, 03:06:03 AM
Quote from: Cookie on August 25, 2014, 02:07:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z7UnO66q9w
Well.. looks like its time to rewrite my top 10 reasons I hate the MLP Fandom..
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: ShouldBeNew_ on August 31, 2014, 03:32:33 AM
Why is this thread still popular? Lock it please.
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: Cookie on August 31, 2014, 06:17:22 AM
Quote from: ShouldBeNew_ on August 31, 2014, 03:32:33 AM
Why is this thread still popular? Lock it please.

Lock request denied. Now let's continue talking about random shit here!

Here is a song for you guys and girls to listen to!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzX4gY2L9TE
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: ShouldBeNew_ on August 31, 2014, 06:23:08 AM
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Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: Elitesse on August 31, 2014, 10:08:50 AM
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Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: ShouldBeNew_ on August 31, 2014, 10:18:07 AM
Elitesse, watch this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfOhx-_bGgo
Title: Re: World War 3 - The Simulation Game
Post by: Elitesse on August 31, 2014, 10:23:31 AM
So racist lol