Juh Juh Juh Juh JOTW!!!

[Paz]

I bring you some Puns!!!! Enjoy!!!



1.   A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

2.   I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

3.   Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

4.   I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

5.   I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

6.   Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

7.   A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.

8.   Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

9.   Need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy!

10.   When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.

[Butterbean]

nice ones!... BTW... #8 = true story